And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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