I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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