i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
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I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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