Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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