I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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