I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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