Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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