Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
My ass is underappreciated
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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