you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.