I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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