You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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