I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
The struggles of a small town man whore
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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