Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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