i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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