question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
