So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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