Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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