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(678): View more from Georgia

Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.

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(845): View more from New York

i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.

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(416): View more from Ontario

dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross

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well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun

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(718): View more from New York

At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.

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(770): View more from Georgia

theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl

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(432): View more from Texas

This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.

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(916): View more from California

He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.

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(425): View more from Washington

you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass

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