You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer