awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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