She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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