There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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