i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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