I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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