I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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