Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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