How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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