I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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He better not be in your backpack
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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