Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
The air taste purple.
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