doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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