Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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