belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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