Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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