So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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