And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
There's always time for handjobs
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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