I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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