thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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