508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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