first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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