I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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