just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
being pregnant is like rehab
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
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No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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