Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
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i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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