sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
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I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
So. Much. Porn.
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