She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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