He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Let's paint friendship bongs
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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