Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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