No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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