His pubic hair was longer than his dick
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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