You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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