i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Randomize
