And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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