I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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