i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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