love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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