dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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