covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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