its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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